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Thursday, 13 January 2011

image for Alternative MP's initials Descriptions Cutting article, but time for a laugh all the same!

Our reporter Inchcock was musing as he was attending to his ablutions, and wrote down a list of alternative names that would represent MPs = Members of Parliament. Here is the resulting scribble. He did say he intended to create more, but unfortunately he ran out of paper, he thought he's got a spare roll, but no!

Malicious People - Macabre Personages - Machinating People

Maladapted Parliamentarians - Magnificently Putrid - Malapropism Presenter

Megabucks People - Mancipation Perpetrators - Mean-minded People

Megalomaniacally Perfect - Magisterialess Perpetrators'

Millionaire Personages - Memorably Putrid - Menagerie Parliamentarian

Mercenary People - Microprogrammed Politicians - Miscreant Personages

Meowing Pussies - Midnight Prowlers - Mightier Purses - Mad Pillocks

Milking Profits - Ministerial Panderers - Misalliance Perfectionists

Misarranged Parliamentarians - Misbehaviour Professors - Mud Piles

Misconceptions Practiser's - Profanatory Perfectionists

Peremptorily Mannerless - Morally Perverse - Mummy Predefined

Meade Presoaked - Magnificently Pretentious - Murkiest plagiarisers

Melancholy Preachers - Maddening Pillocks - Majestically Precarious

Monstrous Predators - Maddening Politicians - Machismo Personages

Manipulative Parasites - Magically perfidious - Marijuana Preventers

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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