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Tuesday, 11 January 2011

David Beckham was crestfallen when his wife announced to the world that she was pregnant for the fourth time. One of his close confidant's leaked to Weeki Leeks ace undercover reporter that the ageing sportsman was considering trading her in for a new model, in layman's terms...a divorce.

Apparently he'd worked out the settlement cost of keeping her and three kids (in his head, if you can believe that) and reckoned he could manage it. However the advent of a fourth child rendered his plan cost prohibitive.

We all know how men talk to men and husbands talk to wives and things said in confidance have an awful habit of coming to the fore. Well, that's just how she got wind of his nefarious intentions. So, being a typical devious scheming female she caught him one night when he arrived home rolling drunk and jumped his bones after slipping him a couple of viagra's in his whiskey.

So the moral of the story for those not too bright footballers is to play it close to the chest and no more own goals.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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