Birds have been dropping out of the American skies and crashing deader than the genitalia of a 101 year-old Jesuit. Speculation is rife as to the reason. Why? The possibilities:
They discovered that
* Congress is back in session again.
* Rascal Flatts are neither flat, nor rascals. They're kinda roly-poly and ugly.
* Nancy Pelosi will be Miss July in the 2012 Congressional Calendar.
* Taylor Swift has just composed a song that has more than three notes in it.
* Angelina and Brad are giving their kids up for adoption.
* Recently retired Taliban are supplementing their pensions as cabbies in Manhattan.
* Barack Obama is an American citizen.
* Sarah Palin is a political affairs and hunting consultant in Mensa.
* WikiLeaks is not a Wiki with urinary incontinence.
* George Clooney has hired African refugees as extras in his next movie -- 10 cents a day.