Written by PP Rega

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Sunday, 9 January 2011

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Birds have been dropping out of the American skies and crashing deader than the genitalia of a 101 year-old Jesuit. Speculation is rife as to the reason. Why? The possibilities:

They discovered that

* Congress is back in session again.

* Rascal Flatts are neither flat, nor rascals. They're kinda roly-poly and ugly.

* Nancy Pelosi will be Miss July in the 2012 Congressional Calendar.

* Taylor Swift has just composed a song that has more than three notes in it.

* Angelina and Brad are giving their kids up for adoption.

* Recently retired Taliban are supplementing their pensions as cabbies in Manhattan.

* Barack Obama is an American citizen.

* Sarah Palin is a political affairs and hunting consultant in Mensa.

* WikiLeaks is not a Wiki with urinary incontinence.

* George Clooney has hired African refugees as extras in his next movie -- 10 cents a day.

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