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Friday, 7 January 2011

image for Tourettes Monthly Chairman Earnie Potter (Wanker)

Hello!

And welcome to our second great issue!

News:

Some of our larger members have begun a diet'A'thon for charity, lets hope the lazy fat bastards make some fukin money! greedy Cuuuunnnnntttssss!!!!!

A new law, protecting Sufferers from arrest should they have a FUUUUUKKKIIINNNN!!! episode in the high street, has been passed by those Waaannkkeerrs!!! In parliment.
This means, us bunch of AAARRRRRSSSEEE!!!! Can swear till our heats content provided you display the badge saying;
TOURETTES SUFFERER FUCK OFF.

A thank you, from Jan Pilate, who says despite 200 members attending the church service, there was not that much noise and the Vicar did recover after a couple of days. Wanker.

Tony Tantrum, and his band, "The Fokkers" have just released thier new album entitled, "It's my life bastards" If you would like a copy, go and FUUKKKINNNGGG!!! Buy it from the shop you moaning tossers.

DIARY:

Feb 24th My birthday cunts.

March 9th General meeting, as if anyone gives a fuck.

April 14th Dinner and dance. Same shit different venue.

Thats it for now, WANNKKEERRS!!! And remember, just because your Tourettes, there is no need to be rude. You bunch of fukin morons.

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