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Friday, 7 January 2011

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In the lost world of underground toilets many have gone few remain. In one part of London one has been tuned into a Crepeiere where one can eat crepes to there hearts content.

Another is a Pie Shop which sells original East End meat pies this is situated under a Aboitoire.

Perhaps a more original use for a pissoire is a underground Brothel the stalls have been furnished out with bonkettes lined in velvet.In the depths of Kings Cross our last Piss Palace is the sight of a collectors paradise for lovers of used toilet paper.

The exhibits from all over the world, pride of place is the Titanic bog papers much sought after and very rare as there were very few survivors.

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