Written by PP Rega

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Friday, 7 January 2011

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They're changing Mark Twain's words in order to be more politically correct. That makes complete sense. But we need to continue this literary purge. No reason, not to tackle Hemingway, Medville, and Dickens. They're all fair game if we want our progeny to develop in a Christian, God-fearing manner. So, let's fix the other classics that surely offend certain populations. Here are some examples of more politically correct titles......

* To Seriously Maim a Mockingbird

* The Awfully-Pissed Woman of Chaillot

* The Physically-Challenged Bellringer of Notre Dame

* Moby Phallus

* Of Human Tieing-Up-Real-Tight

* The Age-Challenged Man and The Sea

* Serious Disagreement and Peace

* Ivan-Harlot

* A Seasonal Holiday Carol

* Doing a Bad Deed and Having a Time-Out

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