'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it'.
'The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.'
'I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.'
'Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.'
'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy'.
'Politicians are the same all over - They promise to build bridges, even where there are no rivers'.
'Artificial hearts are nothing new - Politicians have had them for years.'
'Crime does not pay as well as politics.'
Alfred E. Newman
'The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
'David Cameron left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if he was in a cabinet meeting.'
'Politics makes strange bedfellows rich'.
'Political Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.'
A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'