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Sunday, 2 January 2011

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Bravado is proud to announce the newest love child of the network's career-oriented reality TV orgy, Making the Cut: America's Next Top Surgeon.

Veering away from the coincidentally exact same plot-twist and character line-up as all other reality shows, Making the Cut will be a sharp competition and a display of philanthropy.

Those in need of surgeries, but lacking the funding, will be able to receive a variety of procedures from practiced and amateur Surgeons as they vie for the spot of the next Top Surgeon.

The stakes are heart-stopping as contestants dissect various challenges, from removing a frog's spleen, male neonatal circumcision, to a colonoscopy on Bum-fight reject, and move on to the elimination challenges of a cesarean section, lobectomy and double coronary bypass.

The winner is granted a medical Degree from Harvard and $100,000 to put toward their surgerical dreams, proudly provided by Sharpen Scalpel and the American Medical Associates.

Tune in Tuesdays at 9 pm to see who becomes America's Next Top Surgeon and who has their career die on the table.

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