US Soldiers are to issued white tunics with red crosses and swords for the Afghan Holy Wars. Richard the Lionheart has been called on to return and replace General Petraeus as Chief of Central Command and Knight Templar for the New Eastern Crusades!
TRUE STORY :
The US Army has introduced Spirituality Tests for troops. Those who do not show sufficient belief in God are to be black-listed and stigmatized as substandard and unreliable.
Consequently, they will be sent for spiritual fitness re-training courses led by lunatic fundamentalist chaplains.
Observers are wondering if the same policy will be applied to intelligence. Will intelligent people also be victimized and found unfit for military service if they fail Stupidity Tests and then be sent for Thick-as-shit Re-Training Modules led by absolute cretins?