The local August election in Nottingham, had a Spoofer, Inchcock Chambers apply for nomination, as representative for the Social Spoof Rejected Party.
His magnanimous gesture was to fail miserably - but Inchcock is used to such failures in life - only the expense claims of the already rich and well paid caused him concern.
Perth & North Perthsire
This has not deterred old codger at all, and he is hoping to stand as candidate for any party that wants him in the next elections, providing he can have the 49p for a new Bic pen.
Although he was rejected as candidate due to his only having save £1.45 out of his unemployment benefit towards his deposit, he thought he'd try to claim expenses for his efforts.
He can be contacted through any medium seance between the hours of one and two in the morning.