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Sunday, 2 January 2011

image for MP's Expenses claims The unemployed Inchcock can be available to stand at any time to suit any party requiring a 'different' candidate.

The local August election in Nottingham, had a Spoofer, Inchcock Chambers apply for nomination, as representative for the Social Spoof Rejected Party.

His magnanimous gesture was to fail miserably - but Inchcock is used to such failures in life - only the expense claims of the already rich and well paid caused him concern.


Top expense claiming nepotists.. I mean MP's, Members of Parliament

Graham Allen
Labour
Nottingham North
£187625.00

Alan Meale
Labour
Mansfield
£182933.00

Frank Doran
Labour
Aberdeen North
£182139.00

Peter Wishart
SNP
Perth & North Perthsire
£178804

Inchcock Chambers

Social Spoof Rejection Party

000000.49p For a new biro (Rejected)

This has not deterred old codger at all, and he is hoping to stand as candidate for any party that wants him in the next elections, providing he can have the 49p for a new Bic pen.

Although he was rejected as candidate due to his only having save £1.45 out of his unemployment benefit towards his deposit, he thought he'd try to claim expenses for his efforts.

He can be contacted through any medium seance between the hours of one and two in the morning.

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