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Tuesday, 15 August 2006

image for Plot Foiled. Baked @ 450 CAREFULLY MEASURE YOUR FOIL!!!

Your ever-versatile foil needn’t be reserved for lining the bottom of your oven! Now you can foil all your international plots, too!

Freeze ‘em (zero Kelvin, if you can get it!), heat ‘em up (see below), or take ‘em at room temperature (IQ of most plotters anyway!). They’re portable as all get out and can be folded – GENTLY! – into your favorite conspiracy for a quick get together in whatever hovel your ‘guests’ secretly meet in. Your meeting will really kick it!

The directions are simple (minded):

1. Uncover your favorite plot. The FUN part!

2. Mix with single-bullet theory or any hide-in-plain-sight spook scenario. End-of-the-world is GREAT! Spicy, too (optional).

3. Bake –half-baked preferred – at 450 Fahrenheit, 232 Centigrade, or 186 Reaumur. But watch your scale! If you accidentally set it for 450 Reaumur, that’s close enough to the melting point of aluminum to court danger! Your meeting could be ‘foiled’ with molten aluminum all over the hovel!

4. Let cool to hair-raising solidity. Plot will thicken as it cools, but will first simmer in its juices in the same way your tinfoil hat slowly bakes your brain in the so-called globally-warming sun – so, be safe!

Serves: All socio-politico-paranoiac needs

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