Can you believe it but now the "Bone Thugs" of the Obama administration are going after former Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell for misuse of campaign funds during her bid for Senator in the 2010 mid term elections.
You remember Christine O'Donnell - the one that claimed she was not a witch even though she practiced witchcraft during a lesbian, drug induced spell during college… you know the one that ran a half-assed, unsuccessful Senatorial campaign against Christopher Coons in Delaware… you know the chick that was a darling of the Tea Party under their "Nice Piece of Ass" party platform plank (along with Nikki Haley; Michele Bachman; Marsha Blackburn; Sharon Angle, ok maybe not Angle that Asian looking crazy woman; and of course the High Priestess Sarah Palin) … you know the one who led that group of "virgins" on an abstinence only, anti-masturbation campaign under the acronym SALT (Savior's Alliance for Lifting the Truth) I know genius idea for a movement. OK maybe you don't remember her but whatever.
The real story here isn't that the Federal Government is now looking into her financial dealings during the 2010 race for fraud and abuse, but that she has turned it around as a reverse racism case. Look she calls the Obama administration "thugs" and we all know she meant to say "bone thugs" a derogatory name in the African American community. Ok maybe I'm wrong about that term being derogatory, but hey it seems like an interesting choice of words if you ask me and hey is it just a coincidence although rather ironic that she also ran against a guy with the last name of Coons? Obviously she's delusional; a witch; and a fine piece of ass, but a racist too? Shit the next thing you will hear is she was spotted in Yazoo City attending a White Citizens Council meeting while sitting on Haley Barbour's lap. Haley will claim to be there only for the cheeseburgers.
My advice to Ms. O'Donnell Christine stop the racist twist of your counterattack against the Administration and instead use what got you into the media mainstream in the first place - that's right sugar shake that ass, shake it!, shake it!!, now you got it. Oh and by the way it looks like you put on a couple pounds since the election - might want to keep that in check or you will go by the way of Ms. Lewinsky into oblivion. On second thought keep eatin' the cheeseburgers!