After more than half a century if suppression by the film studio the facts are finally out. Poor old Minnie was starved of sex and had to make do with a whittled down clothes peg whilst Mickey was out on the town every night chasing the boys.
And guess what? He had a thing going with Pluto.
Kinda hard to imagine considering the difference in size, but where there's a will there's always a way.
Regarding Donald Duck the jury is still out, mainly because of the large number of kids he fathered by several unmarried ducks and the word bi-sexual had yet to be invented in those far off days.
The tele-tubbies are far to stupid to know what it's all about, especially when their organs are so well hidden under all that bloody fur. Nobody knows what the hell they are so please give us a little hint mister producer.