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Saturday, 18 December 2010

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The Union Of Satirists And Piss Takers has exclusively revealed to Skoob Entertainment News that the key to success in satirical scribbling lies in submitting stories to satirical websites containing certain keywords, such as nude, naked, nude, tits, arse, vagina, penis, nude, nude, nude and nude.

(Difficult to read that line aloud if you have a lisp or you whistle slightly when you enunciate the letter 'S' - apologies for that.)

Online analyst, former 'Coo Ca Choo' singer, Alvin Stardust has conducted exhaustive research on the subject of what amasses points whilst writing for SFA on satirical websites.

His conclusions make for uneasy reading. True satirical items parodying politics, sportsmen and women, corruption, and injustice in the world in which we live, as clever and well intentioned as they may be, will never surpass, in the popularity stakes, articles consisting of little more than loose stools, such as:

"Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel"

Or: "Nude Photos Of Cheryl Cole's Piss Flaps Hit The Net!"

Alternatively: "Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach" or "Fake Nude Photos Of Emma Watson - Who's Next?"

Is it satire? Is it bollocks!

Is swearing a lot in an article clever? Is it fuck!

Is there a point to this article? Probably not.

Nude naked topless upskirt tits vaginas penises arses - that's the ticket!

Coming soon to a website near you:

"Cheryl Cole Nude Porno Video Showing Her Suck Simon Cowell's Dick While Dannii Minogue Fucks Louis Walsh Up The Arse With A Strap On Dildo"

Not really. That would just be too sick and disgusting for words.

But it does appear that Alvin Stardust has a valid point.

Note: Alvin Stardust, aka Shane Fenton, has contacted SEN to ask us what the bloody hell we're playing at with this article, because he'd never even heard of SEN until he clicked on this pathetic excuse for a story.

More as they let us get away with it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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