The Biologists of the Human Anatomy conducted a world wide survey as to what is the most popular body part, the resounding, overwhelming response has been the vagina. The study was financed by a federal grant.
Throughout history the vagina has played a major role in conquest and war. Armadas of ships have set sail all for the love of vagina. Men of the world have died in battle or been killed by rivals over the lust for vagina.
Adam was seduced into bondage by vulva against the advice of God. Now that's seduction, to choose vagina over God.
Paris Hilton flashes her peekachoo and the world stops spinning on its axis.
Lindsay Lohan flashes a little gash and everyone is up in arms.
Britney Spears forgets her underwear and the entire planet knows.
Helen of Troy originally Helen of Sparta was another fine example of the power of vagina. Many would be "pork merchants" tried to gain access to Helen from the Prince of Troy.
Eighteen Suitors went after that stuff, she must have been hotter than Megan Fox to cause all that ruckus.
18 extended battles of brutal hand to hand combat, 743 ships sailed to apprehend her. Thousands of "pork vendors" died in this pursuit, all for the love of one vagina. Now, that's pretty powerful stuff.
Theologians, scientists, doctors, politicians, citizens and warriors alike, all agree, a little vagina now and again makes the world a better place.
Reproductive expert, Fanny Furbush says, "man's pursuit to re-enter vagina is a deep seeded need, the urge for the security of the womb. It's primal".
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Buck E Filbert
"The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good"