Here Is A Listing of The Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities
Kirstie Alley - The 409 pound former actress says that for Christmas she would like to receive clothes that are edible.
Jennifer Lopez - J.Lo says that for Christmas she wants a bigger ass so that she can get people to once again start paying attention to her gigantic caboose instead of focusing on the humongous butts of the three Kardashian sisters.
Kanye West - The singer known as "West The Pest" has let it be known that for Christmas he wants a box of microphones so that he never again has to run up on stage and steal some sweet little, white girl's microphone
Kara DioGuardi - The fired American Idol judge when asked what she would like for Christmas replied, "I want a friggin job, that's what the effen hell I want!"
Ozzy Osbourne - The rock and roll 'Prince of Darkness' was asked what he wanted for Christmas. He smiled and answered, "Ahhhh I waaaaanna ummmmm ahhhhhh uhhhhh ShaaaaaaaRRRRRRon!"
The Dixie Chicks - The long forgotten all-girl band has said that all they want for Christmas is to get a booking. Lead singer Natalie "Foot In Mouth" Maines says that they'll even settle for playing at the grand opening of a Jack-in-The-Box in Tarantula Tits, Wyoming.
Britney Spears - The "Crotch Flasher" said that for Christmas she wants the Internet to delete all of the photos that show her c-sectioned scarred looking vagina.
LeAnn Rimes - The country singer has admitted that for Christmas she wants to stop going around stealing other women's husbands.
Jessica Simpson - The former girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo was asked what she wants for Christmas. She thought for a moment and answered that she wants a book that shows you how to lip sync without anyone knowing.
The Ku Klux Klan - The KKK stressed that for Christmas they want their very own reality show so that the American people can see once and for all that they are not as bad as Al Qaeda, The Taliban, Mel Gibson, Ann Coulter, or Mexico's Drug Cartels.
Lady Gaga - The G lady when asked what she wanted for Christmas answered that she wants a brand new fur lined jock strap.
Ann Coulter - The GOP mouthpiece and Trigger lookalike remarked that what she wants for Christmas is for people on the street to stop pointing at her and hollering out "Giddy up horsey!"
Charlie Sheen - The man who earns $1.25 million per episode of Two and A Half Men has stated that the only thing that he wants for Christmas is a healthy dose of 'common sense.'
Kathy Griffin - The star of My Life On The D List, says that for Christmas she would like for people to stop hating her simply because she is a white trash, vulgar-mouthed, venom-spewing, back-stabbing bitch!
Paris Hilton - The infamous 'Do Nothing' Hollywood celebrity says that for Christmas she wants to stop saying the phrase "I'm So Hot" every two and a half minutes.
Marie Osmond - Donny's little sister has made it very clear that what she wants for Christmas is to have her humongous looking lips back to what they were before she had them ridiculously botoxed (enlarged).
Chaz Bono - The former Chastity Bono, revealed that for Christmas he wants a bigger penis so that his girlfriend will stop calling him 'Little Itty Bitty Teeny Wienie Chazzy.'
Jay Leno - The current host of The Tonight Show remarked that for Christmas he wants people to stop focusing on his absolutely huge-looking chin and start concentrating instead on his absolutely weird looking hair.
Simon Cowell - The "Sultan of Sarcasm" has admitted that for Christmas he wants some brand new black T-Shirts that cover up his 'man boobs' a lot better than his old T-Shirts do.
Vice President Joe Biden - America's VP said that all he wants for Christmas is to star in the lead role of the baseball movie, Hey Fella Just Throw Me The Damn Effen Ball Okay - The Bob Uecker Story.