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Monday, 13 December 2010

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I've finally busted my 300th story, cherry. While I never set out to exclusively write stories with vagina's attached to them, in some way, or fashion, it turned out that way.

I've had everything from insane vagina's terrorizing small towns, to Kelly Picklers vagina, waiting for it's close up. With a lot of lubrication between.

Readers want a little vagina in their stories and I can prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt. If I write a great story that is witty, well thought out and has some sort of consideration or merit to it. It goes over like a lead balloon.

Put the words Paris Hilton or Miley Cyrus with vagina and it's off to the races. People love vagina, even more so, people love celebrity vagina and lesbians with vagina's. I'll prove it to you now. Here are two stories and the numbers they have generated, you'll see my point.

Story #1 "Britney Spears' Vagina is #1" - exploitative, commercial, sensationalized 51,343 total reads.

Story #2 "Data Vapor: New Affliction Causes Everything From, Frustration to Mass Murder" took a little thought and creativity. 243 total reads

So,, the vagina's clearly have it as you can plainly see. Not one to rock the boat you'll be hearing a lot about the, "lovely vagina", in the future.



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Buck E Filbert

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