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Sunday, 12 December 2010

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Following her recent appearance on the t.v. show 'The View' Susan Boyle granted an interview with one of our top writers (TW)

TW: Susan, if I may be so familiar, how did you feel when you stopped part way through your live singing, seemingly having a throat problem?

Subo: Och! It wasna such a grrreat deal. Ah think those t.v. folk are a wee bit too uptight. Ah felt grrrrat masel' ye ken. A just had a wee frog in ma throat. No big deal really.

It's kinda sad, in my humble opinion, that the t.v. folk fret sa much. They'll all be sufferin' fra ulcers soon.

Did ye see the show? A coupla the wee lassies rushed up to help me - why? A just dinna ken. A had a grrreat time anyhoo!"

When asked about her future plans for the 'Holiday Season' Susan said,

"Och. Ye dinna have te dee all tha' p'litical correctness crap wi' me. It's Christmas an' A'll tell ye this fer nowt...
Ahm keeping ma plans a secret coz A dinna want all them crazy women wi' the red scarves findin' oot where A am.

A want a wee bi' o' peace over he Christmas Season"


Our writer thanked Susan for the interview and Susan has agreed to grant us more interviews over the Christmas holidays.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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