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Saturday, 11 December 2010

image for An Off-Color Christmas Album - Carol #2: I Gave My Snowman a Wiener Where's my snowman hubby, Stubby?

It's getting close to Christmastime
And the snow is coming down,
I usually build a snowman
Like everyone in town

Mine has a big round belly
And two eyes made out of coal
But this year I reached puberty
So my snowman has a pole.

OH,

I gave my snowman a Wiener
And I was mighty proud
But when it was all finished
It drew a great big crowd
My momma didn't like it
And she went and got a stick
And told me son you whack it off
And you do it mighty quick.

I saw no harm in having
A snowman with a schlong
It even sounds quite lovely when
You sing it in a song

But momma is a decent sort
And she don't fool around
She made me whack the wiener off
And throw it on the ground.

I gave my snowman a Wiener
And I was mighty proud
But when it was all finished
It drew a great big crowd
My momma didn't like it
And she went and got a stick
And told me son you whack it off
And you do it mighty quick.

I did just what my momma said
I went and got a club
I whacked part of the wiener off
But left him with nub

She said "I guess that's better than
A snowman with a chubby
Then she smiled and hugged me and
Said "Let's just call him Stubby."

OH,

I gave my snowman a Weiner
And I was mighty proud
But when it was all finished
It drew a great big crowd
My momma didn't like it
And she went and got a stick
And told me son you whack it off
And you do it mighty quick.

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