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Thursday, 9 December 2010

Angelina Jolie loves attention and gets it where ever she goes. There are a few things that she wishes no one knew about her.

1. She doesn't like sleeping in the dark

2. Her best kiss was with her brother.

3. She adopted children because Madonna was doing it.

4. Her lips came with a lifetime warranty.

5. Her reputation as a home wrecker is only true if you believe Jennifer Aniston.

6. She has a tattoo of Bill Clinton on her ass.

7. Her favorite book is anything about Betty White.

8. Her favorite kind of man is a married man.

9. She doesn't know why she married a man by the name of Bill Bob Thornton because it sounds so like a white trash name.

10. She likes watching "Ax Men" on the History Channel.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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