LADIES & GENTLEMEN!
In this 15 year contest for the Championship of the World we have...in the Right Hand Corner - that Invincible Authority of State Power, Nick Clegg.
In the Left corner we have the Challenger - Australian born Julius the Great Leaker, famed for his new Power of an invisible Cyber Weapon.
From his cell in Wandsworth Prison Julius has been getting the help in his corner from sleepers planted in the Jail in preperation, who have expertise in Cyber Warfare. They have helped Julius give Nick a bloody nose and a black eye but he is fighting back.
The contest has just begun and we will be reporting on further rounds as the news comes in.
LATEST! Sarah Palin has complained that Julius the Great Leaker is hitting below the belt. The referee has left the ring and cannot be found.