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Thursday, 9 December 2010

image for Top Ten Reasons why Mark Lowton should be Britain's next Prime Minister Oops! I cut off Mark's head by accident....it's this new camera.

Well, here are the top ten reasons why I think Mark ought to be Britain's next Prime Minister....starting with 10 and going up to the TOP reason....


10. He knows how to enjoy a good joke.

9. He can curse like a sailor.

8. He already has hundreds, if not thousands, of people who would vote for him.

7. He is always 'honest'.

6. He already knows how to be 'diplomatic' as a result of being Administrator of The Spoof

5. He knows how to use a computer better than most.

4. He is British.

3. He is a law unto himself.

2. He is extremely hard-working and cares about 'his' people.


And the number ONE reason why Mark Lowton should be Britain's next Prime Minister IS:


HE IS SO CUTE AND GOOD LOOKING

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