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Saturday, 4 December 2010

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"Tories are failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs." Quote from English 'daily'.

I know so little about politics around the world but with the recent snowfall I have seen and heard about, covering Britain, I don't see why there is a need to cut thousands of public sector jobs.

The government should just change the job descriptions, give them all shovels and send these useless workers out into the streets to help with the snow clean-up.

Well, they've had lots of practice 'shovelling bullshit' so this switch over to 'snow' should be a welcome relief.

It'll keep the public off the back of the Tories and keep the streets clear of snow.

Give it a try Tory leader, sorry I don't know your name. You couldn't make a bigger mess if you tried from what I've heard.

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