FIFA executives have announced that Russia will host the FIFA World Cup in 2018, beating favourites, England, the home of the game.
What do you think?
Peter Mattes, New York (Rubber-On-Pencil Pusher) - The football world cup? I never knew there was a football world cup! I didn't even know other countries played... oh. The fake football. The communist one. Oh. Screw you.
Leonard Scott, Glasgow, Scot. (Store Manager) - You mean I don't have to put up with those noisy losers being high on even more hubris? Boy, that's a blow to their pride, eh?
Sam Smith, Reading, Eng. (Taxi driver) - Oh man. The song Football's Coming Home will now never be true. I mean, it might in 2030-ish...