I came across this in one of the Dailies:
"Luxury travel specialists Travelzest are looking for a luxury holiday tester to try out a fabulous holiday for two in Vietnam and report back on their experience. Enter our competition and it could be you… "
Firstly, they must be fixing the competition for a person suffering from, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder or multiple personality disorder because the holiday is for TWO and the last line says "Enter our competition and it could by you..."
As I don't have any of the three mental illnesses mentioned above - yet (but do have a number of others) I'm not even going to enter the competition.
Anyway...I saw the movie The Deer Hunter and that's put me right off ever visiting Vietnam. They play Russian Roulette over there and their hot tubs looked more like bamboo cages half-filled with mucky water. I didn't see any shopping malls or nice hotels in the movie.
I am confident a number of Spoof Writers will be entering this competition because some of them just love free stuff and many of them have the qualifications.