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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

image for Missing Miley Cyrus Song Discovered Miley Cyrus never debuted "Let's Dance!"

HOLLYWOOD - A song that was recorded by Miley Cyrus but not included in an album has been leaked to this reporter. The song, entitled "Let's Dance", was planned to appear on Cyrus' 2008 album The Time of Our Lives but was replaced by "Party in the USA".

Let's Dance!

< accompanied by a thumping disco beat.>

Hey, pilot, strapped in the seat,
Don't you want to move your feet?
Don't you want to shake a hip,
Before the end of this long trip.
Don't wait 'til your on the ground,
Get up now, and let's get down!

< with ensemble >
Let's dance!
Drop that flightstick and dance.
Leap up out of the cockpit,
First class is your moshpit.
C'mon, baby, let's dance!

Hey, fireman, wrestling that hose,
Smoke filling your eyes and nose.
Why listen to those people shrieking,
When you could be out clubbing, freaking?

< with ensemble >
Let's dance!
Drop that fire axe and dance.
Run away from that mansion,
Forget the blazing roof.
Come on, let's get dancin',
We should raise the roof!
C'mon, baby, let's dance!

Hey, surgeon, frownin', threading suture,
That cortex has got no future.
Suture self! The patient's too sick,
Drop the mucous, feel the music!

< with ensemble >
Let's dance!
Drop that scalpel and dance.
Turn off the anaesthesia,
Let the music seize ya.
C'mon, baby, let's dance!

< finale >
Let's dance!
Drop everything and dance.
The status won't improve,
So it's time to groove.
Forget about your duty,
Time to shake your booty.
Everybody, let's dance,
Yeah,
Everybody, let's dance!

< fade out >


Ms. Cyrus' production company has not given any reason why the song was not included on the album.

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