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Friday, 26 November 2010

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In case you are not aware, the UK government has issued a D notice which simply means that anyone in the UK, needs to ask permission of the tragic Tories and chums, to read US information. Aimed at Wikileaks, latest release of millions of US documents, these D notices are intended to prevent UK residents reading goodness knows what.

What is a D notice?

Issuing D notices is a rare tool used by the government. Perhaps someone needs to tell call me Dave, that there is a 2GB file available to download from the Internet, that contains every one of the millions of messages they are trying to block.

A source in Edinburgh advises that Wikileaks site has been "taken down."

No clues from this source, you must find it for yourselves. (it would not be nice to involve this site or it's owner in this one.)

Implications for this site are not yet known but it is believed that any story about Star Trek, Simon Cowell, X-Factor, George Bush, the Tea Party and any reference to Widders, Waggers or Gillian McKeith will be the subject of a "Lady G notice."

Look out, our Canadian exile will be scanning these pages.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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