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Thursday, 18 November 2010

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Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi are secretly collaborating on a new book:

Scratching The Chalkboard - How to Be Annoying and Get What You Want.

Privately, Sarah confided in us: "I have always kind of admired Nancy as a sort of Momma Grizzly on the left and when she stands there with that makeup and those wierd eyes and says deficit reduction is 'unacceptable', you just want to grab her by the throat or something, I mean, you can almost hear the fingernails on the chalkboard and could we use someone like her on the Republican side? You betchya."

And this from Nancy, "Sarah has a way of inducing nausea in people which is quite effective. You almost want to agree with her just to stop the avalanche of run-on sentences. She takes that 'squeaky wheel' thing to a whole new level. We can all learn from her."

In order to promote the book Sarah and Nancy are planning to produce a you-tube video. "We could sing America The Beautiful, loud and off-key," says Sarah. "I can't think of anything more annoying than that."

If Obama decides not to run in 2012, why not Palin vs.Pelosi? Ralph Nader is promoting the idea, as a way to destroy both the Republican AND Democratic parties. Then, perhaps, people might finally listen to him.

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