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Sunday, 14 November 2010

A new study on crime in major American urban areas, found that nearly 10% of all crimes commited are homages to the violent video game series Grand Theft Auto. What other video games are causing humans to act wierdly?

- PacMan Unnecessary eating of marshmallows and cherries.

- Burnout: Paradise Pulling up at traffic signals and racing against bemused drivers, in a Ford Focus

- SingStar Attempting to go on X-Factor/American Idol

- SimCity Trying to re-organise your hometown's traffic rules and zoning commissions, and throwing mouse at mayor when he tells you roads aren't built in twelve seconds

- Wii Sports/Resort Actually doing exercise.

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