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Friday, 12 November 2010

And now, from the hit 60s TV programme Scooby Doo, Masterchev Entertainment presents: Rooney Roo.

Rooney Rooney roo where are you?
You've got a whore to do now.
Rooney Rooney Roo, where are you?
Pay up front and come now.
come on Rooney Roo, old Man U
needs you to start scoring goals,
You don't have injuries that we can see,
you're slower than Paul Scholes now.

You know you've got a puzzle book to solve
so Rooney get ready for your problem,
And if you struggle with Sudoku,
Then don't blame it on Yakubu,
If you were good you won't have to solve em.

Rooney Rooney roo, not a blue,
you're cheating and your dirty,
Everton were true. We can't trust you
You'll retire before you're thirty.

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