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Friday, 12 November 2010

The Conservative (Tory) government in the United Kingdom have announced they are to increase tution fees, which must be paid back with interest for higher-education students in England.

The average student will be saddled with £60,000 of debt to the government.

What do you think?

Todd Smith, Birmingham (Sales Rep.) - "University? That's the party place right?"

Sam Hill, Ealing (Systems Analyst) - "So, you're telling me I can laugh at my nephews even more? Sweet. They get a choking planet and a shit load of debt!"

Sarah Cox, Southampton (Adolescent Student) - "DOB 1st of September '93. Ah FUCK! Off by a day!"

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