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Thursday, 11 November 2010

image for Slip trip or fall at work? You may be entitled to compensation Have you walked in front of a Civil War Re-Enactment cannon only for it to go off?

Here at Downright, Dangerous and Careless we take all kinds of personal injury and death cases, getting the maximum compensation for our clients with a no-win not-free personal injury and death claims department.

From the ridiculous to the stupid, we take all kinds of cases, you don't even need to have died, we'll also take on fatal injury cases.

Give us a call if you have been fatally injured in any of these situations:

* Did you walk too close to children on a swing?
* Did you drive your car off a cliff?
* Did you fall down an open manhole cover?
* Did you stand on a dropped magazine in a supermarket and slip and fall into the deep freeze, getting stabbed by a frozen turkey?
* Did you fall from a fifth floor window whilst escaping an irate husband?
* Did you build a home made hot-air balloon using condoms thrown into your garden by your over-sexed neighbours, only for it to pop while you were at 600 feet?
* Did you drop your phone down the toilet at a National Trust porta-loo then get your arm stuck while trying to retrieve it and be unable to call for help?

If so, we're here to help!

Here at DDC, we don't just take personal death claims, if you also have camcorder footage of your personal injury or fatal death, we may be able to get you an additional £250! That's right, another £250 on top of any compensation you may be entitled to, as long as you agree that we can send the footage to You've Been Framed.

Call Steve Downright, Paul Dangerous or Mike Careless on 0999 999 9990 NOW!

Our operators are standing by to have a good laugh at your misfortune.

We have twenty-years experience. Not all of it in the legal profession.

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