Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song:
Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip
Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships.
The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour
The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed their cookies. If not for the bets on them making it, the money would've gone to the bookies!
The ships they crashed on shore this uncharted island in the middle of nowhere with Gilligan, The Skipper, A professor with pointed ears, A fake millionaire who is really starship Captain and his wife. A movie harlet and Mary Anne, They all be here on Gilligan's Isle! Music fades mercifully....
Scene 1 opens:
The skipper was fretting himself into a frenzy as he tried to set up the first ever golf club on the island.
Skipper (Played by Tiger Woods): Gilligan!!! Where is that stupid ghost when I need him!
Gilligan (Played by Michael Jackson's ghost) appears behind him and taps the Skipper on the shoulder with his white embroidered glove. The Skipper jumps about 5 feet in the air...
Skipper: Doh!! GILLIGAN! How many times have I told you not to sneak up on me like that! Did you get that sand trap on the 9th hole raked?'
Gilligan: Yes skipper, but Skipper what's the difference between the sand trap and greens? They're all sand!
Skipper: Gilligan, I've told you, the Professor said he will figure out a way to grow grass on them.
Mr. Howell: (Played by William Shatner) Mr Howell arrives pulling a bamboo golf cart with a bag of bamboo clubs.
Tiger, Michael, is the course open yet?
Skipper: Not yet Mr. Howell, the Professor is still working on the greens.
Mr. Howell turns his back and opens up a Star Trek communicator made from bamboo.: Kirk to Enterprise, come in Enterprise.
Skipper to Gilligan: Gilligan, why does he talk into that thing, does he think he has a telephone?
Michael to Skipper: I guess so Skipper, I've seen the professor use one too. Maybe being marooned here is getting to them.
The communicater tweets and chirps then:"Captain this is Uhura, while you and Mr. Spock are on an episode among humans from a totally different era, which is filled with comic opportunity and wry remarks from Spock and yourself....we are under attack from the Klingons."
Mr Howell: Okay Uhura there's no need to dryly berate myself and Mr. Spock. Arm Photon Torpedoes and fire at will Mr. Sulu.
Skipper to Gilligan: Wow little buddy, I'm afraid Mr. Howell has really lost it. This is for his own protection. (The Skipper brains Mr. Howell with a bamboo golf club, knocking him unconcious.
Next Episode: The cast is beamed aboard the enterprise where Ginger has a romantic interlude with Mr. Spock!