As there is so much on TV, this guide will tell you what to watch, where and when.
PaintWatch - Pr.:FOX (ITV4 9.45pm, 1hr) - The popular show from the USA is now here. Now you can actually compare anything to paint drying!
The Apple Show - Pr.:Apple Inc. (AppleTV 1000hr12min) Need I say more?
I'm a Republican/Tory/Tea-Partier, Get Me Outta Here! - Pr.:Everyone else (BBCOne 7.30pm, 45min) - Watch as famous Right-Wingers get put through strenuous tests, such as Telling the Truth, Giving Hope, Showing Compassion, and many many more arduous challenges for these people! The only TV show where everyone who isn't Rep./Tory/T.P. has a say on what happens!
The Onion News Programme - Pr.:The Onion (BBCTwo 5.30pm, 45min) The popular satirical newspaper now comes to the TV! More fake stories than FOX News, the Sun tabloid and Sky News put together, but more credible than a independent scientist.
2012 (Film) - Pr.:Parallel Universal Studios (Film4, 2pm, 2hr 15min) From the people who could've brought you something cool, this epic action film, unlike the one released in our universe, is what happens when the world didn't end.