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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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There are many conspiracy theories that have been floating around the internet for years! The most famous conspiracy theory is that 9/11 was an inside job. There are many other conspiracy theories out there as well.

The craziest conspiracy theory that I've ever heard is that the government is using the media to separate the sexes in order to reduce the human population.

When you hear these conspiracy theories does it feel like your IQ has dropped a few points? Do you get so confused and irritable that you want to smash your computer into tiny pieces? If you've answered yes to any of these questions, then you're in for a shock.

According to Anonymous, conspiracy theorists are intentionally trying to make people dumber then they already are.

"These conspiracy theorists on the internet are agents working for the government", said Anonymous. "These people are paid to pollute the internet with their non-sense. This is not only to distract people from what's really going on in the world, but it's also to make people dumber. The dumber people are, the easier they are to control."

If you're skeptic over Anonymous' claim, then they have an experiment for you. The first thing that you need to do is take an IQ test. Once you take the IQ test, log on to any conspiracy theory websites. I strongly recommend one of Alex Jones' websites. Finally, take the IQ test again and compare the results.

Editorial note: A person's IQ is not an accurate measurement of his of her overall intelligence.

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