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Thursday, 4 November 2010

George Osbourne's released his areas where he's going to be saving the pennies. Here's our guide of where he SHOULD have taxed and why.

  1. The Pork Pie industry has been supplying John Prescott and co with comfort for many years. With Johnny P. out of office, he can buy them like the rest of us from Morrisons for a fiver.
  2. Big City Bankers should face a huuuuuge tax on their expensive cars and suits and for the fact they work in a bank. These measures would save £5 billion. Similarly, if we shut every bank in London we could confuse it for a few hours.
  3. X-Factor: let's have it run by Cher Lloyd if she wants to be so popular, and have it in a real life venue where the winner will end up. Like Rhyl Pavilion.
  4. Churches: they always have collections for the Church roof. Maybe we should take advantage and have Cameron and co holding a collection to raise money for Britain

Areas which will escape taxes are anyone who can string a few syllables together and create a decent Spoof article. 95% of population expecting "EXTERMINATION" by Dalek.

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