Written by matthatt

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Tags: Google, Poetry

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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I Googled my own name today to see what I could find.
Apparently I'm a boxer, not a dog, but the pugilistic kind.

The next line down says I'm a bloke from the antipodes
but I've never even been there, I'm sure, but I have been overseas.

Although I haven't seen Connecticut, that's where number three is from.
He's a leader in his chosen field; I wish that I had one.

All these blokes who have my name, leading different lives.
They have kids and cars and incomes that give them smiley wives.

I've learned my lesson, I won't look again. I don't need to see.
In fact, I've realised, I'm happy being me.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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