If you are so flipping sleepy, why don't you go to bed?
Instead of sitting on the sofa with your nodding donkey head.
I daren't turn the TV over, while you're curled up like a heap.
But I was watching that, do you mind?
But you were sound asleep.
No I wasn't!
Yes you was, You were all closed eyes and snoring
But I was listening to the adverts 'cos they're usually so boring.
But I've watched you for the past half hour, while you were somnambulating.
No! I swear, I was watching that, what you saw, was me heavily concentrating.