Written by matthatt

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Monday, 4 October 2010

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If you are so flipping sleepy, why don't you go to bed?
Instead of sitting on the sofa with your nodding donkey head.

I daren't turn the TV over, while you're curled up like a heap.
But I was watching that, do you mind?
But you were sound asleep.

No I wasn't!
Yes you was, You were all closed eyes and snoring
But I was listening to the adverts 'cos they're usually so boring.

But I've watched you for the past half hour, while you were somnambulating.

No! I swear, I was watching that, what you saw, was me heavily concentrating.

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