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Monday, 4 October 2010

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A new disorder has come to light in the last decade and has the potential to kill hundreds of people if a cure is not found.

The condition was first discovered in the port of Fray Bentos in Argentina and affects only the upper thigh, particularly the left one. Doctors have described what to look out for:

  • A softening of skin tissue
  • A patch of discoloration of the skin
  • A strong smell of bacon
  • Singed hair follicles

If you use a laptop and present any of the above symptoms, you could well have Corned Beef Legs and should consult a doctor as soon as possible.

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