Medical experts in the US have developed a completely new surgical procedure to combat what had become known as the Slack Alice Syndrome, particularly prevalent among young celebrity female's, though most of the older ones would certainly also benefit from the procedure. It has been likened to the rebore and sleeve sytem used to revamp old engines in bygone days.
Inventor and surgeon extraordinaire, Herman H. Clitterman first tried out the revolutionary procedure on a pair of ten dollar whores and a couple of hollywood rent boys, who after recovery reported a rapid rise in the use of their services.
But will the celebrities be tempted? Many of them are putting it around so much that the hookers union is up in arms because of the fall in clientele from the entertainments industry. Union officials live in hope the the female celebrities will ignore the radical procedure, especially being seen entering Clittterman's clinic.
Dr Clitterman categorically denies that he is currently working on a bio-mechanical gobbling machine and suggests that the hopefuls just carry on wanking or pull the teeth on a Moray eel. Not to use pet Piranha's because the teeth tend to grow back very quickly.