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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

London - SEG -way: SAYG-way. Verb: To proceed without interruption; to make a smooth transition

Example: I was having a pint at the 1802 over at Canary Wharf with my mate, Cliff, talking about the EU economy and Italy's plans to raise between 5.5 billion euros and 8 billion euros by selling debt maturing in 2012, 2017 and 2020 and the implication on the Italian automotive industry - imparticular scooter maker Vespa - which led me to segue on the untimely death of millionaire Jimi Heselden, 62, who died after riding a Segway scooter over a cliff and into the River Wharfe.

"The incident is not believed to be suspicious," said a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police.

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