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Friday, 24 September 2010

image for The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2011 Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter's 2011 Ferrari 458 Italia.

Every summer Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter spends an entire month traveling throughout America's dozens of automobile corporate industry offices in the capacity of chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine.

Mr. Fitzwater conducts hundreds of interviews with corporate CEO's, Presidents, and Directors of the various automotive departments including Research, Naming, and Marketing.

His job is to find out which brand new automobile names have been rejected by the automotive industry's decision makers. And now "Carburetor" Fitzwalter presents...

THE LIST OF TEN REJECTED AUTOMOBILE NAMES FOR 2011:

  1. Toyota Texter
  2. Ford Road Rager
  3. Buick Bling Bling
  4. BMW Teabagger
  5. Plymouth Parole
  6. Cadillac Kanye
  7. Honda Horseface
  8. Pontiac Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle
  9. Volvo Vuvuzuela
  10. Oldsmobile Lawbreaker

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Mr. Fitzwalter purposely did not include what has got to be the #1 all time rejected brand new car name. The name of the car was the Dodge Woodpecker. Not only was the name offensive but the logo was even more offensive as it showed a metal logo plate of the famous marionette Pinocchio with his pecker clearly displayed.]

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