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Monday, 20 September 2010

1: He sang the infamous "WOOOAAAH BODYFORM" ad jingle.
2: He can do 15,000 sit-ups in a row.
3: Despite trying to get everyone to call him Big Nick,his nickname in No10 is Cleggyboy.
4: He still has 54 DVD's from LoveFilm.com still to return,including 4 full seasons of "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"
5: He was fooled into thinking his father was a glass of water and for 4 months,refused to wash his face.
6: His ancestral home was bulldozed to build David Cameron's ancestral home.
7: He has an irrational fear of Judge Dredd.
8: His favourite film is Smokey And The Bandit 2.In fact his mobile ringtone is Jackie Gleason growling "Barrel o' monkey nuts"
9: He's a biter
10: He holds a full primate handler's licence.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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