Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellent and Gracious Majesty, Bruce III, as He Recovers from a Bout of Chancre Ad Nauseum .
To the rash he applied some Ben-Gay
But his organs went to "crud"
As his pores spewed out blood…..
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