Journalist Ima Lezbo, traveled to Salem, Oregon, where she interviewed Justin Bieber for the magazine The Magazine For Fangirls Because It Is All About Justin Bieber.
"So, Justin, tell me, how's your tour been?"
"Awesome! I'm sure you've heard about the naked fangirls that pop up?"
"I have! Can you tell us some more about that?"
"Yeah, they usually wear some loose dresses and get past security with fake passes, and then when they reach my dressing room they drop their clothes."
"I'd say they really want to win your heart."
"They do!" Justin laughs. "It's really hott!"
"Interesting..." says Ima, wiggling her eyebrows. "And what do you do with these girls, huh?"
"Oh..." the star chuckled nervously. "Um... I'd rather not say."
"Aw, come on, dear," the reporter purrs with a wink. "We'll make sure your mom doesn't see."
"Okay.Well, they usually come in gangs of three, and they, like, pounce on me. In fact, the last bunch stripped me and gave me a blowjob!" Ima notices how something in our tween sensation's pants popped up.
She laughed. "Justin, calm down. There's no need to get an erection!"
"Aah!" he gasped, covering his crotch and blushing.
"Do you masturbate?" Ima asked calmly.
"Um... kind of."
Suddenly, Justin's mother steps out. "So that's why you've been asking me to buy you lotion every few days! Justin!"
The poor boy's face turned the color of fire. "M-mom!"
She frowned. "Kid, you're grounded. And I'm putting security cameras in your room."~