A new theory doing the rounds is that senior trades union officials are all born with incurable brain damage. Why else would they wish to be top trades union officials? A very good question. Actually they all have delusions of grandeur, but lack the basic intelligence to make any headway in the world of commerce, hence their lowly stations in life. I cite the sad case of fat John who was forced to become a labour MP and butcher Blair's deputy to achieve true notoriety.
The current crop of TUC hopefuls are hell bent on bringing the government down (buddding Red Robbo's and vomiting Scargills) for their own selfish reasons and don't give a monkeys fuck about the damage their impending strikes will do to the economy. Is it possible they are all in the pay of the Chinese, getting their own back for the opium wars. What is so amazing is they are allowed to do untold damage to the country to achieve their own selfish ends and most probably affect every one of us and they can't be brought to book for their crimes. Vandals are prosecuted so why not those dangerous fools? A great pity we ever closed the lunatic asylums, because we now know where the inmates went.
However help may be on the way. A rumour is going around that Cameron is considering re-opening the lunatic asylums and also repealing the anti British human rights legislation. Section the mad bastards under the mental health act and put them away where they can't do any damage. Good man David.
I watched a clip on morning TV about a long haired bloke on jobseekers allowance who had run up a four thousand pounds credit card bill and wondered why his sad story had ever been screened. Was I supposed to feel sorry for him? Should he really have been given a credit card with his financial prospects. The mind boggles.
The media has a lot to answer for, giving credence to idiots and not winning any friends.
We all know that the country is in an awful mess so give our leaders the support to put things right. Start by throwing out the so called asylum seekers (scrounging economic migrants) who are taking a fair slice of the honest working-man's earnings to fund their easy lifestyles. So come on Vincent, we know that deep down you are a decent chap who would love to do the decent thing and become a true hero of the British people and also be given a gold plated pension for services rendered above and beyond the call of duty.You might even get the top job if you play your cards right and be known as the scourge of the scroungers with a lovely bronze statue erected in Hyde Park; a fistful of plane tickets in one hand and an axe in the other.