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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

image for Pubic Hair Found in Bath I left a pubic hair in the bath

A friend who was fried alive by his girl friend for leaving the toilet seat up should hear my tale of woe.

I left one of my curliest pubic hairs in the bath. On top of that I used her toothbrush - even after kissing her I was not forgiven for that.

I pulled the sheet from her side of the bed.

I kicked her when I was dreaming.

I broke a plate when doing the washing up.

I got mud on the carpet when I didn't wipe my shoes.

I got her the wrong ready meal from the supermarket.

I bought a peach that was going bad.

'At least it was my pubic hair in the bath' I pleaded 'you need to worry when it is neither mine or yours.'

'How do I know it's yours?'

'It's a man's hair.'

'So you have a boy friend?'

'It wasn't my fault if I kicked you when I was asleep. I had this strange dream.'

'Some excuse. You'll be strangling me next.'

'At least I do the washing up.'

'Big fucking deal. Oh roll up - here's a man who does the washing up! What a hero.'

'At least I did the shopping. More than some men do.'

'I'm always seeing men shopping in the supermarket.'

'I expect they see you too.'

'It's not my fault if I have the prettiest arse in the town.'

It ended there. She was right. She always is.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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