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Sunday, 12 September 2010

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Dear Michael Vick:

I saw you play football today on TV.

I think you are good.

My Daddy says you don't like doggies.

I think that is bad.

My Daddy said that it was cool to watch you play for the entire second half.

He said you look like Randall Cunningham wearing the old-time uniforms.

That made him happy.

Here is what I think:

If you ever, ever throw a ball on the opposing team's 7 yard line when you could have WALKED the ball in for 6, the ASPCA will be the least of your problems.

CAPICHE?

Love, Miel.
Age 5.

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