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Monday, 6 September 2010

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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

36 inches in Glasgow = 1 Scotland Yard

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

52 cards = 1 decacards

10 rations = 1 decoration

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

2 monograms = 1 diagram

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

100 rations = 1 C-ration

1 trillion microphones = 1 million phones = 1 megaphone

1 Millihelen = the amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.

1,000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 litrehausen

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

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