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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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I've concluded that:

All non-denominational and Evangelical Christians are kooks, just like Pat Robertson, who stated that God allowed events such as 9/11, hurricane Katrina, and the earthquake in Haiti to happen because of immorality.

All Catholics support the practice of Priests buggering boys because they have not spoken out enough against their Church for failing to stop it.

All Baptists are extremist literal fundies, just like the hate filled jerks from Westboro Baptist church, and this storefront church Pastor that says men shouldn't pee sitting down, or allow their wives to be seen by male gynocologists.

All residents of "red states" are just like the back woods, ignorant, violent hicks from Tennessee that recently torched the construction site of an Islamic worship center.

All sects of Islam support violence, terrorism, and sharia law. Muslims are dangerous and should be banned from the United States.

When you paint groups of people with a very broad brush, you often splatter yourself with paint in the process.

Think about it.

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